Well in an extremely late edition of Dishin Out the Dirt, I have decided to make it a spontanious Double Dirt Dishin’.  So lets get straight into it.

A worthy winner of the first ever 6 Dirty Points this week would have to be the one and (luckily) only Brent Cooper.  Waking up on Saturday morning for the Westmeadows game, Brent realised that his socks were still a bit damp.  So he decided to chuck them into the oven while he was in the shower.  However, when he rocked up to the ground and realised he had no socks in his bag, his mistake became known to all.  So Coops, for cooking your socks on 240 degrees for 2 hours then salting, turning and baking for another 35 minutes you recieve this weeks (and last weeks) full dose of Dirty Points.  Congrats.

Handing out 4 Dirty Points this week to Mick Calliguri.  He is the only person this year to be pinged for holding the ball when he was laying the tackle.  Then after he played on to take his kick (before he realised he was the one ‘apparently’ holding the ball), he was very lucky not to give away a 50m penalty.  So for all of this Mick, we wish you a very Dirty Day.  Better luck against Roxy on Saturday.

And walking away with 2 Dirty Points this week is Stuey Thomson.  While he was backing back to take a mark, he managed to find the only pot hole on the ground and put himself ‘R over Z’.  Then he started to look around with an appealing look on his face to see if the umpire was going to award him with a free kick.  However he soon realised that nobody was with 5m of him.  So well done Taddy, you take your first DPs for the year.

Just on a quick ‘watch this space note’ a video look-a-like-it-or-not will be appearing in the next week.  A regular look or like candidate found himself in an advertisement a little while ago.  It will be on the site when I work out how to get it up and running.

I’ll be back earlier next week folks

Until then

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt

Just thought I would add another Look-A-Like-It-Or-Not.  And I also thought I would prove that even the blokes who are first year at the club are not exempt for website humiliation.  This week we compare NHL player Mike Commodore to KPs own, Johnn Green.

Kudos goes to Juzzy for emailing this look a like thru to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.  Keep them coming.

As I was flicking through the match day photos of the Tullamarine match it occurred to me that something looked oddly familiar.  So to mark the occassion of his 350th KP appearance, Ricky Misiti is this todays Look-a-like-it-or-not.  

Thanks to KPFC DUD who sent this one through.   Any look-a-like-it-or-nots can be emailed to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com

So here we are for the next installment of DOTD.  After a pair of gallant displays of football on Saturday from both senior sides, we unfortunately walked away from the weekend with no points from either grade.

So onwards and upwards, to this weeks Dirty Points we go.

3 Dirty Points this week goes to a bloke who honestly hasn’t done anything wrong.  He also hasn’t done anything right.  As a matter of fact, he hasn’t done anything at all.  The big question circling around the Keilor Park community isnt ‘where is,’ but rather ‘Who is Michael Pateman?’  For sheer lack of attendance to all things KP, Pateo recieves this weeks maximum DPs.

The best thing about Dishin’ Dirt, is that I get to say whatever I want.  Whenever I want.  However I want and about whoever I want.  So when somebody suggests that they could do a better job then I can, I will ultimately have the final say.  Juzzy Bedford stuck his neck out last week when he commented on ‘DOTD – Sydenham’,  so this week he recieves the 2 Dirty Points. I can’t wait to hear some Buzz from Juzzy.  You may even say that I’m Bustin’ for it.

The 1 Dirty Point this week goes to the Senior coach Marcus Barclay.  It’s as simple as that.  I couldn’t think of who to give this point to so I decided to give it to the coach.  It’s as simple as that.  Getting DPs can happen to anybody at anytime for a variety of reasons.  It’s as simple as that.  Sometimes for no reason at all.  So, quite simply,  Marcus gets the solo Dirty Point for this week.  Simple as that.

As you may have noticed we have added a new page for the Look-a-like-it-or-nots.  That will be where you will find that segment.

That’s all the Dirt for this week.  More to come next week after the Moonee Valley game and Cubby House night.

Until then

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt.

Well its come to the time when this weeks Dirt must be Dished. A pleasing day on Saturday with the Seniors getting over the line and Georgie’s Juggernaught rolling along nicely. On to this weeks Dirt.

Its getting harder every week to give these Dirty points as many people realise what it takes to avoid recieving DPs. However a certain serial offender decided to wear a ‘tea-towel scarf’ to last weeks Comic Lounge function. So for being the laughing stock of the fashion world, Brent Cesar recieves the 3 Dirty Points AGAIN this week.

Another piece of suspect attire spotted on Saturday was the tea-cosy beanie worn by the Reserves assistant coach Salv Castello.  Unfortunately for Salv, it was a slow dirt week as we call it in the industry, so he gets stuck with the 2 Dirty Points.  But if anybody can cop them on the chin. It’s Salv.  Well done bud.

For the 1st time in Dirty Point history I am awarding the single Dirty Point to a player whose actions I admire.  The Time Wasting Tactition Ant Viney decided to rush a behind by barrelling the ball 60 metres in the last quarter of the reserves match was a stroke of genius.  However, it still results in 1 Dirty Point.  Congrats.

Apologies for the lateness.   Even thought about skipping a round but that would have thown the betting for the Dirty Medal into termoil.

Anyway, it will be earlier next week (with a lookalike or 2).

Until then

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt