Well in an extremely late edition of Dishin Out the Dirt, I have decided to make it a spontanious Double Dirt Dishin’.  So lets get straight into it.

A worthy winner of the first ever 6 Dirty Points this week would have to be the one and (luckily) only Brent Cooper.  Waking up on Saturday morning for the Westmeadows game, Brent realised that his socks were still a bit damp.  So he decided to chuck them into the oven while he was in the shower.  However, when he rocked up to the ground and realised he had no socks in his bag, his mistake became known to all.  So Coops, for cooking your socks on 240 degrees for 2 hours then salting, turning and baking for another 35 minutes you recieve this weeks (and last weeks) full dose of Dirty Points.  Congrats.

Handing out 4 Dirty Points this week to Mick Calliguri.  He is the only person this year to be pinged for holding the ball when he was laying the tackle.  Then after he played on to take his kick (before he realised he was the one ‘apparently’ holding the ball), he was very lucky not to give away a 50m penalty.  So for all of this Mick, we wish you a very Dirty Day.  Better luck against Roxy on Saturday.

And walking away with 2 Dirty Points this week is Stuey Thomson.  While he was backing back to take a mark, he managed to find the only pot hole on the ground and put himself ‘R over Z’.  Then he started to look around with an appealing look on his face to see if the umpire was going to award him with a free kick.  However he soon realised that nobody was with 5m of him.  So well done Taddy, you take your first DPs for the year.

Just on a quick ‘watch this space note’ a video look-a-like-it-or-not will be appearing in the next week.  A regular look or like candidate found himself in an advertisement a little while ago.  It will be on the site when I work out how to get it up and running.

I’ll be back earlier next week folks

Until then

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt

Just thought I would add another Look-A-Like-It-Or-Not.  And I also thought I would prove that even the blokes who are first year at the club are not exempt for website humiliation.  This week we compare NHL player Mike Commodore to KPs own, Johnn Green.

Kudos goes to Juzzy for emailing this look a like thru to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.  Keep them coming.

As I was flicking through the match day photos of the Tullamarine match it occurred to me that something looked oddly familiar.  So to mark the occassion of his 350th KP appearance, Ricky Misiti is this todays Look-a-like-it-or-not.  

Thanks to KPFC DUD who sent this one through.   Any look-a-like-it-or-nots can be emailed to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com

So here we are for the next installment of DOTD.  After a pair of gallant displays of football on Saturday from both senior sides, we unfortunately walked away from the weekend with no points from either grade.

So onwards and upwards, to this weeks Dirty Points we go.

3 Dirty Points this week goes to a bloke who honestly hasn’t done anything wrong.  He also hasn’t done anything right.  As a matter of fact, he hasn’t done anything at all.  The big question circling around the Keilor Park community isnt ‘where is,’ but rather ‘Who is Michael Pateman?’  For sheer lack of attendance to all things KP, Pateo recieves this weeks maximum DPs.

The best thing about Dishin’ Dirt, is that I get to say whatever I want.  Whenever I want.  However I want and about whoever I want.  So when somebody suggests that they could do a better job then I can, I will ultimately have the final say.  Juzzy Bedford stuck his neck out last week when he commented on ‘DOTD – Sydenham’,  so this week he recieves the 2 Dirty Points. I can’t wait to hear some Buzz from Juzzy.  You may even say that I’m Bustin’ for it.

The 1 Dirty Point this week goes to the Senior coach Marcus Barclay.  It’s as simple as that.  I couldn’t think of who to give this point to so I decided to give it to the coach.  It’s as simple as that.  Getting DPs can happen to anybody at anytime for a variety of reasons.  It’s as simple as that.  Sometimes for no reason at all.  So, quite simply,  Marcus gets the solo Dirty Point for this week.  Simple as that.

As you may have noticed we have added a new page for the Look-a-like-it-or-nots.  That will be where you will find that segment.

That’s all the Dirt for this week.  More to come next week after the Moonee Valley game and Cubby House night.

Until then

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt.

Well its come to the time when this weeks Dirt must be Dished. A pleasing day on Saturday with the Seniors getting over the line and Georgie’s Juggernaught rolling along nicely. On to this weeks Dirt.

Its getting harder every week to give these Dirty points as many people realise what it takes to avoid recieving DPs. However a certain serial offender decided to wear a ‘tea-towel scarf’ to last weeks Comic Lounge function. So for being the laughing stock of the fashion world, Brent Cesar recieves the 3 Dirty Points AGAIN this week.

Another piece of suspect attire spotted on Saturday was the tea-cosy beanie worn by the Reserves assistant coach Salv Castello.  Unfortunately for Salv, it was a slow dirt week as we call it in the industry, so he gets stuck with the 2 Dirty Points.  But if anybody can cop them on the chin. It’s Salv.  Well done bud.

For the 1st time in Dirty Point history I am awarding the single Dirty Point to a player whose actions I admire.  The Time Wasting Tactition Ant Viney decided to rush a behind by barrelling the ball 60 metres in the last quarter of the reserves match was a stroke of genius.  However, it still results in 1 Dirty Point.  Congrats.

Apologies for the lateness.   Even thought about skipping a round but that would have thown the betting for the Dirty Medal into termoil.

Anyway, it will be earlier next week (with a lookalike or 2).

Until then

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt

The day started off in a sea of Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness match and promised so much after a great victory by the reserves to get the ball rolling. Unfortunately the seniors couldn’t cap off a great day, falling 7 points short of Tullamarine in a tight match.

But the only thing that is important come this time of the week is the Dirty Points. So here we go.

This week’s 3 Dirty Points go to a bloke who decided to take the game on face first.  Literally.  Pete Corredig can never again be criticized for not using his head, as he managed to do so on 4 occassions on Sunday.  Wearing a football in the face is often a rarity in our great game so I was surprised to see Pete get a whole seasons worth of facial action crammed into 4 quarters.  For this Pete, you get the 3 DPs which will look good sitting next to your Mothers signed Pink Sherrin.

Maybe I have fallen behind the times (doubtful), but it seems to me that slippers must be making a come back.  This week it was Rick Misiti who was guilty of wearing the bedroom footwear in public.  Now I would understand if people decided to wear Ugg Boots or ‘Moccos’, but when Rick decided to wear what can only be described as Abe Simpson Slippers, then he was destined to earn the 2 Dirty Points.  Congratulations Rick, you’ve opened your 2009 DP account.

1 Dirty Point goes to serial fashion offender Luke Wilson.  Grey Cardigans are not meant to be worn by males in their early 20’s.  Its as simple as that.  What is wrong with wearing a standard jumper or hoodie if it’s cold?  Anyway Luke, I’m sure this wont be your last DP for the season.

This week’s Look-a-like-it-or-not is a a former Terroriser.  The other is Josh Wilson.

Thats all the Dirt for this week, but before I go I must congratulate Lozza on his 5th consecutive game.  No doubt after playing this many in a row, the big fella can’t wait for the mid-season break.

Remember to send all your Look-a-likes and general Dirt to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.

Until next week

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt

May I start by saying that I am sorry that this issue of DOTD is running a bit behind schedule. Dont get stuck into me. I know it all already.

Good to see both sides get a big W next to their names against East Keilor. Also managing to retain the Misiti/Calthorpe Cup/Shield. Great work lads.

On to this weeks Dirty Points.

3 Dirty Points go to the Llama Farmer this week. John ‘Murph’ Walsh came to training fresh from the shearing sheds last last Thursday night. The red and black flanno is always going to be DP worthy. Well done Murph. Your account is underway.

This weeks winner of the 2 Dirty Points is the President.  Maxy Papal suggested that the Dirtman should recieve Dirty Points on Thursday night. Well sorry Prez, that just ain’t goin to happen. Maybe hit me up with 3 Maxy Points if you like, but nobody would give a hoot about them anyway. Let the disher, dish the dirt. 2 Points for trying to over-rule.

1 Dirty Point finds its way into the pocket of George Aboooood. Honestly George, when your side wins the match, you have to award the best on ground medal to a player on the winning team. Stiff Viney! Next time Georgie, stand firm and don’t back down.

Thats the Dirt for this week.  I apologise for the lateness and lack of content.  I promise next week will contain look-a-likes and possibly more.

Until then

Stay Dirty KP.

JDirt

Well another season kicks off and unfortunately the Parkers managed to chalk up a defeat in both grades. Hopefully we can bounce back next week and keep the Misiti/Calthorpe Cup/Shield.
On to the first Dirty Points for the 2009 season.

It may be a new season, with new faces and new jumpers, but some things never change. This week it was brought to my attention that last years Dirty Medalist, Brent Cesar, shaves his armpits. Call me old fashioned, but I dont think their is any place for nude pits in a man’s world. For that, Ceze grabs himself 3 Dirty Points.

2 Dirty Points find their way into the possession of the attention seeking Ant Viney.  After deciding that this years range of footy boots are too mellow and lack the fluro touch, Ant was spotted wearing what can only be described as ‘the loudest pair of shoes ever created by a 6 year old Thaiwanese child’.  Nobody has any idea what 99 was thinking when he whacked these on his feet on Saturday morning.  Congratulations to Ant on opening his Dirty account for 2009.

This week, the Solo Dirty point goes to the man with a million excuses to miss a function.  Pete Corridig has used every excuse possible and when it was thought that their was nothing more to give, he had to attend a Debutant Ball on Saturday night.  He is in doubt for next weeks match as it is his cat’s birthday and the week after he plans to re arrange his sock draw.  So Pete, well done on picking up the round 1, 1 Dirty Point.

Thats all the Dirt this week people.  Please e mail through any player look a likes or Public Dirt to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com

We will have our first look a like for the year next week.  So make sure you check the website early next week to see if its YOU!

Until then,

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt

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If you’ve read last week’s “Dirt” you know doubt know about the toe protector… Well, it seems this week it won’t be doing the job and it got The Devil thinking… When he saw a spitting image of Mr Brent Cooper. The likeness is uncanny. More so than the Agro pic.

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