Nickname and Why??
Tennis Ball Head (coz got a small head that looks like a tennis ball)
Facebook Status??
In a Relationship… (but she smells)
Single…
It’s Complicated…
Job:
Mechanic (Brimbank Autos – GET THERE!!!)
Favourite AFL Team:
Essendon
Favourite AFL Player:
Joe Misiti
Most Memorable Football Moment:
Beating Strathmore in 18’s…(Arrogant they were)
Favourite Position:
Forward/Onball
Something I Cant Live Without:
Josh Jnr
Favourite TV Show:
Family Guy
Favourite Movie:
Days of Thunder
Favourite Food:
Dog Fluid
Favourite Drink:
Seven Up
Hobbies/Interests Outside Football:
Reading Novels
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Spilt Seven Up on my favorite Novel
Worst Habit:
Talking Rubbish (a Wilson family trait)
KP Hero:
Colesy (Bashed lots of blokes)
Favourite Night Spot:
CQ
Best Footy Trip:
Gold Coast
Top 5 Sports Stars:
1. Freddo
2. Dave Hughes
3. Billy Idol
4. Me
5. Peter Griffen
If you had to share your bed with 3 people who would they be??
Peter Griffen, Homer Simpson, Dirk Digler
ANNNNNNNNND………..
Who would you turn gay for??
A bloke with boobs and bush
This weeks Look-a-like-it-or-not comes about after the ‘Mothers Day’ clash against Tulla were
everybodys best mate big PETE… took a few hits to the frontal region of his cranium….
Pete is the one on the left??? i think… A big threat for the Look-a-like-it-or-not of the year award
Nickname and Why??
Murph (look at my picture)
Facebook Status??
In a Relationship…
Single…
It’s Complicated…
Job:
Myotherapist/Personal Trainer/Full time sleep-iner
Favourite AFL Team:
Hawthorn
Favourite AFL Player:
Campbell Brown
Most Memorable Football Moment:
Kicking a goal 90m out on the boundary into the breeze to seal the game against Jacana
Favourite Position:
On Top
Something I Cant Live Without:
Music
Favourite TV Show:
Two And A Half Men – BRILLIANT!!
Favourite Movie:
Endless Summer 2
Favourite Food:
Chicken Schnitzel
Favourite Drink:
Crownies
Hobbies/Interests Outside Football:
Smurfing
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Being seen with Peter wearing a queer-arse jumper, I was embarrased
Worst Habit:
Sleeping in past 12pm
KP Hero:
GORMO!!!
Favourite Night Spot:
BHP (Barwon Heads Club)
Best Footy Trip:
Cairns
Top 5 Sports Stars:
1. Campbell Brown
2. Lance Armstrong
3. Michael Jordan
4. Kelly Slater
5. Justin Langer
If you had to share your bed with 3 people who would they be??
Jennifer Hawkins, Jennifer Hawkins when she was 18 and Jennifer Hawkins when she is 28
ANNNNNNNNND………..
Who would you turn gay for??
Robert Murphy from the Bulldogs
The day started off in a sea of Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness match and promised so much after a great victory by the reserves to get the ball rolling. Unfortunately the seniors couldn’t cap off a great day, falling 7 points short of Tullamarine in a tight match.
But the only thing that is important come this time of the week is the Dirty Points. So here we go.
This week’s 3 Dirty Points go to a bloke who decided to take the game on face first. Literally. Pete Corredig can never again be criticized for not using his head, as he managed to do so on 4 occassions on Sunday. Wearing a football in the face is often a rarity in our great game so I was surprised to see Pete get a whole seasons worth of facial action crammed into 4 quarters. For this Pete, you get the 3 DPs which will look good sitting next to your Mothers signed Pink Sherrin.
Maybe I have fallen behind the times (doubtful), but it seems to me that slippers must be making a come back. This week it was Rick Misiti who was guilty of wearing the bedroom footwear in public. Now I would understand if people decided to wear Ugg Boots or ‘Moccos’, but when Rick decided to wear what can only be described as Abe Simpson Slippers, then he was destined to earn the 2 Dirty Points. Congratulations Rick, you’ve opened your 2009 DP account.
1 Dirty Point goes to serial fashion offender Luke Wilson. Grey Cardigans are not meant to be worn by males in their early 20’s. Its as simple as that. What is wrong with wearing a standard jumper or hoodie if it’s cold? Anyway Luke, I’m sure this wont be your last DP for the season.
This week’s Look-a-like-it-or-not is a a former Terroriser. The other is Josh Wilson.
Josh Wilson
Thats all the Dirt for this week, but before I go I must congratulate Lozza on his 5th consecutive game. No doubt after playing this many in a row, the big fella can’t wait for the mid-season break.
Remember to send all your Look-a-likes and general Dirt to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.
Until next week
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt
Nickname and Why??
Burnsy (Last name is Burns)
Facebook Status??
In a Relationship…
Single…
It’s Complicated… Explain?? I thought she loved me until she stole my wallet..
Job:
Carpenter
Favourite AFL Team:
Carlton
Favourite AFL Player:
Chris Judd
Most Memorable Football Moment:
Under 10’s Hungry Jacks Award…
Favourite Position:
Rover/Centre
Something I Cant Live Without:
CQ
Favourite TV Show:
Two And A Half Men
Favourite Movie:
8 Mile
Favourite Food:
Thai…
Favourite Drink:
Vodka and Coke
Hobbies/Interests Outside Football:
CQ
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Getting caught in bed with the Hulk
Worst Habit:
Spalling Mistooks
KP Hero:
Salv
Favourite Night Spot:
CQ
Best Footy Trip:
Cairns
Top 5 Sports Stars:
1. Chris Judd
2. Michael Jordan
3. Gary Ablett Snr and Jnr (2 people??)
4. Tiger Woods
5. Mike Tyson
If you had to share your bed with 3 people who would they be??
Miranda Kerr, Jessica Beal, Jessica Simpson
ANNNNNNNNND………..
Who would you turn gay for??
The Hulk
Name:
Justin Bedford
D.O.B.:
10/10/85
Nickname and Why?:
Tinman – because I have tinea
Favourite AFL Team:
Richmond
Favourite AFL Player:
Sam Power
Most memorable football moment:
Running out for my 34th game for KP. My grandparents were there.
Name:
Michael Pateman
D.O.B.:
20/10/80
Nickname and Why?:
Dino Dibra – Because I’m a gangster
Favourite AFL Team:
Melbourne Demons
Favourite AFL Player:
Nathan Carrol
Most memorable football moment:
Learning how to kick properly – yet to achieve
Name:
Marco Castello
D.O.B.:
1/8/1973
Nickname and Why?:
Don’t have one
Favourite AFL Team:
North Melbourne
Favourite AFL Player:
Chris Judd
Most memorable football moment:
Every time I kick the ball with my son
Name:
Marcus Barclay
D.O.B.:
16th April 1974
Nickname and why?:
Punestar. Back in high school, mates thought I looked like our P.E. teacher – skinny bloke they called Mr. Punestar.
Favourite AFL team:
Carlton
Favourite AFL player:
Chris Judd