Another week of football, another win by the lads brings the streak to 7 in a row. Fantastic effort by all involved. And as we all prepare for hopefully number 8, I think some Dirt Dishin’ is in order.
A stand out candidate for the 3 Dirty Points this week is a bloke who has managed to run outta petrol on the Bulla Rd off ramp on Tuesday night. No wonder Brent Cooper was late to training. Well done ‘Coops’, definately making a late charge for the 2009 Dirty Medal.
Most blokes bring their footy gear to the ground in a sports bag of some sort. I’m not exactly sure how Brent Cesar managed to get all of his footy gear including boots into the Primary School Back-Pack he brought to game on Saturday. I’m not sure whether his justification for the bag passed the grade either. ‘It’s not mine, it’s my girlfriends’, probably raises more questions then it answers. Well done Ceze, 2 Dirty Points for you this week.
And rounding out the Dirty Points for this week is on the back of comments made after last weeks Double Dirt. Ben Thomas, aka Damage, aka The Devil, aka Dangerous, tried to have a go at my use of sayings and spelling. I would like to point out to all, that Stuart Thomson spells his name without a P. So for trying to raise a point that didnt exist, Damage takes home the 1 Dirty Point this week.
Thats all the Dirt for this week. Will try to work out how to get a video look-or-like-it-or-not before next week. If I don’t, just wait a bit longer.
Until then,
Stay Dirty KP
JDirt
Well in an extremely late edition of Dishin Out the Dirt, I have decided to make it a spontanious Double Dirt Dishin’. So lets get straight into it.
A worthy winner of the first ever 6 Dirty Points this week would have to be the one and (luckily) only Brent Cooper. Waking up on Saturday morning for the Westmeadows game, Brent realised that his socks were still a bit damp. So he decided to chuck them into the oven while he was in the shower. However, when he rocked up to the ground and realised he had no socks in his bag, his mistake became known to all. So Coops, for cooking your socks on 240 degrees for 2 hours then salting, turning and baking for another 35 minutes you recieve this weeks (and last weeks) full dose of Dirty Points. Congrats.
Handing out 4 Dirty Points this week to Mick Calliguri. He is the only person this year to be pinged for holding the ball when he was laying the tackle. Then after he played on to take his kick (before he realised he was the one ‘apparently’ holding the ball), he was very lucky not to give away a 50m penalty. So for all of this Mick, we wish you a very Dirty Day. Better luck against Roxy on Saturday.
And walking away with 2 Dirty Points this week is Stuey Thomson. While he was backing back to take a mark, he managed to find the only pot hole on the ground and put himself ‘R over Z’. Then he started to look around with an appealing look on his face to see if the umpire was going to award him with a free kick. However he soon realised that nobody was with 5m of him. So well done Taddy, you take your first DPs for the year.
Just on a quick ‘watch this space note’ a video look-a-like-it-or-not will be appearing in the next week. A regular look or like candidate found himself in an advertisement a little while ago. It will be on the site when I work out how to get it up and running.
I’ll be back earlier next week folks
Until then
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt
Tick, Tick, Tick, BOX! Another great win by the fellas on the weekend has firmly placed the side inside the top 5. And as you could imagine, there was plenty of Dirt found that is in desperate need of dishing. So with no further ado, here we go.
3 Dirty Points this week are to a bloke who will open his Dirt account for the season. Kicking out from full back is often a tough and unenviable job. Especially when you manage to hit the full forward standing on the mark on the chest. And the next thing you witness is the football sailing back over your head. Not even the Grand Canyon would be a sufficiant sized hole to hide inside. So well done to Adam Harrap who takes home this weeks maximum DPs.
2 Retrospective Dirty Points this week are awarded to Pete Corredig. While enjoying the night out after last weeks Ball, Pete was enjoying the company of the party revellers at CQ nightclub. When things started to move along nicely for Pete, he began to regret eating the veal at the Ball and his digestive system took over his body. Pete had to do his trademark ‘leave without saying goodbye’ manouver, so that he wouldn’t stain his suit. Congratulations go to Pete for picking up 2 of the Dirtiest Dirty Points ever awarded.
John Walsh picked up the 1 Dirty Point this week. Never have I seen a bloke decide to fall to his knees as often as ‘Murph’ did on Saturday. And considering it was quite a slow week for dirt, John will calmly walk away with a DP in his back pocket this week.
Thats all the Dirt for this week. More Look-a-like-it-or-nots to come next week. If you have any Dirt of your own or a look a like you would like to appear on the website, e mail them through to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com
Until next week,
Stay Dirty KP
JDirt
A massive weekend for the club with both senior sides recording good wins at Pascoe Vale. And then the party was rockin’ at the Taylors Lakes Starlight Room when we all strapped on our dancing shoes (Jordan’s dancing shoes were possibly a little too tight) and had a great night at the annual KPFC ball. And as you could imagine, there was plenty of Dirt to be unearthed. So here we go!
Taking home the honours of the 3 Dirty Points this week is Craig ‘Bunsen Burner’ Burns. A Great performance at the Ball started when he walked into the room with 2 dates. It then became apparent to everybody that Burnsy still had his match day socks on underneath his suit. So for dancing with his suit pants tucked into his green and orange hooped socks, Burnsy takes this weeks top prize.
This performance was closely followed by Jake Thomas, who managed to convince his parents that they should come to the city nightspot ‘CQ’ with all the troops. A top performance by Glen and Julie to show the stamina of the ‘young ‘uns’ and have a good night. But purely because it’s the first time I’ve seen a player bring his parents out on the town with him, Jake gets the 2 Dirty Points this week.
Some time comments are made that make people feel awkward. Often these comments are made by Reserves Coach George Abooood. He made a comment to big Andy Lozza after the 2s fighting win on Saturday that was meant to be taken as a compliment. Others believe that it was a pick up line. The question ‘Has anybody ever told you that you have beautiful blue eyes’ is a comment that should be reserved for ones grandmother or significant other. Not for their footy coach. So for that Georgie picks up the 1 Dirty Point for the week.
There will be more look-a-like-it-or-nots coming in the next week. Email any that you may have, or any public Dirt through to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com .
Thats all the Dirt for this week people. So until next week,
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt.
Let me start by apologising for no Dirt after the Moonee Valley match. Under the circumstances I felt I had no Dirt to dish. But to make up for it, I’ve decided to make this week a (say it with me people,) D-D-D-Double Dirt Special. So 2 players or personel will recieve the points to make up for the lost round. So onto it we go.
Sharing a romantic moment in public is always going to be borderline Dirt Points. When this moment is shared with a team mate, it become guaranteed. Andrew ‘Loz’ Lorimer and John ‘Murph’ Walsh shared such a moment over the long weekend. And for there moment of intimacy they will each recieve 3 Dirt Points. Well done boys. Keep up the good work. Or not.
With nothing in front of you except for the goals, and being less then 15m out, people would assume that the next kick would result in a 6 pointer. Not the case on a couple of occassions on the weekend. Both Pete Corredig and Luke Wilson managed to defy logic by missing from point blank range. Some may remember that Pete recieved DPs for this last year and can now officially claim to be a ’serial offender’. For their troubles around the goals both of the lads have pocketed 2 Dirty Points. Congrats.
Most people understand that after a match, some players like to ice up to minimise the pain. However, when the first bloke to call out for the ice bucket is the runner, questions will be asked and Dirty Points will be awarded. Mark Zucco picks up his first Dirty Point of the year. The other bloke to get 1 Dirty Point is another first time offender. Young Scotty Wright turned back the clock to the under 10s and under 12s days when he took to the field in a white t-shirt underneath the guernsey. So well done to Scotty for his first ever Dirty Point.
You will have noticed that Coops and I have been adding look-a-like-it-or-nots at will. If you feel you have one please e mail it through to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.
Thats all the Dirt for this week. Make sure you all get to the Ball on Saturday night. It promises to be a night filled with fun, music and Dirty Points.
Until next week
Stay Dirty KP
JDirt
Just thought I would add another Look-A-Like-It-Or-Not. And I also thought I would prove that even the blokes who are first year at the club are not exempt for website humiliation. This week we compare NHL player Mike Commodore to KPs own, Johnn Green.
Kudos goes to Juzzy for emailing this look a like thru to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com. Keep them coming.
As I was flicking through the match day photos of the Tullamarine match it occurred to me that something looked oddly familiar. So to mark the occassion of his 350th KP appearance, Ricky Misiti is this todays Look-a-like-it-or-not. 
Thanks to KPFC DUD who sent this one through. Any look-a-like-it-or-nots can be emailed to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com
So here we are for the next installment of DOTD. After a pair of gallant displays of football on Saturday from both senior sides, we unfortunately walked away from the weekend with no points from either grade.
So onwards and upwards, to this weeks Dirty Points we go.
3 Dirty Points this week goes to a bloke who honestly hasn’t done anything wrong. He also hasn’t done anything right. As a matter of fact, he hasn’t done anything at all. The big question circling around the Keilor Park community isnt ‘where is,’ but rather ‘Who is Michael Pateman?’ For sheer lack of attendance to all things KP, Pateo recieves this weeks maximum DPs.
The best thing about Dishin’ Dirt, is that I get to say whatever I want. Whenever I want. However I want and about whoever I want. So when somebody suggests that they could do a better job then I can, I will ultimately have the final say. Juzzy Bedford stuck his neck out last week when he commented on ‘DOTD – Sydenham’, so this week he recieves the 2 Dirty Points. I can’t wait to hear some Buzz from Juzzy. You may even say that I’m Bustin’ for it.
The 1 Dirty Point this week goes to the Senior coach Marcus Barclay. It’s as simple as that. I couldn’t think of who to give this point to so I decided to give it to the coach. It’s as simple as that. Getting DPs can happen to anybody at anytime for a variety of reasons. It’s as simple as that. Sometimes for no reason at all. So, quite simply, Marcus gets the solo Dirty Point for this week. Simple as that.
As you may have noticed we have added a new page for the Look-a-like-it-or-nots. That will be where you will find that segment.
That’s all the Dirt for this week. More to come next week after the Moonee Valley game and Cubby House night.
Until then
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt.
Well its come to the time when this weeks Dirt must be Dished. A pleasing day on Saturday with the Seniors getting over the line and Georgie’s Juggernaught rolling along nicely. On to this weeks Dirt.
Its getting harder every week to give these Dirty points as many people realise what it takes to avoid recieving DPs. However a certain serial offender decided to wear a ‘tea-towel scarf’ to last weeks Comic Lounge function. So for being the laughing stock of the fashion world, Brent Cesar recieves the 3 Dirty Points AGAIN this week.
Another piece of suspect attire spotted on Saturday was the tea-cosy beanie worn by the Reserves assistant coach Salv Castello. Unfortunately for Salv, it was a slow dirt week as we call it in the industry, so he gets stuck with the 2 Dirty Points. But if anybody can cop them on the chin. It’s Salv. Well done bud.
For the 1st time in Dirty Point history I am awarding the single Dirty Point to a player whose actions I admire. The Time Wasting Tactition Ant Viney decided to rush a behind by barrelling the ball 60 metres in the last quarter of the reserves match was a stroke of genius. However, it still results in 1 Dirty Point. Congrats.
Apologies for the lateness. Even thought about skipping a round but that would have thown the betting for the Dirty Medal into termoil.
Anyway, it will be earlier next week (with a lookalike or 2).
Until then
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt
The day started off in a sea of Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness match and promised so much after a great victory by the reserves to get the ball rolling. Unfortunately the seniors couldn’t cap off a great day, falling 7 points short of Tullamarine in a tight match.
But the only thing that is important come this time of the week is the Dirty Points. So here we go.
This week’s 3 Dirty Points go to a bloke who decided to take the game on face first. Literally. Pete Corredig can never again be criticized for not using his head, as he managed to do so on 4 occassions on Sunday. Wearing a football in the face is often a rarity in our great game so I was surprised to see Pete get a whole seasons worth of facial action crammed into 4 quarters. For this Pete, you get the 3 DPs which will look good sitting next to your Mothers signed Pink Sherrin.
Maybe I have fallen behind the times (doubtful), but it seems to me that slippers must be making a come back. This week it was Rick Misiti who was guilty of wearing the bedroom footwear in public. Now I would understand if people decided to wear Ugg Boots or ‘Moccos’, but when Rick decided to wear what can only be described as Abe Simpson Slippers, then he was destined to earn the 2 Dirty Points. Congratulations Rick, you’ve opened your 2009 DP account.
1 Dirty Point goes to serial fashion offender Luke Wilson. Grey Cardigans are not meant to be worn by males in their early 20’s. Its as simple as that. What is wrong with wearing a standard jumper or hoodie if it’s cold? Anyway Luke, I’m sure this wont be your last DP for the season.
This week’s Look-a-like-it-or-not is a a former Terroriser. The other is Josh Wilson.
Josh Wilson
Thats all the Dirt for this week, but before I go I must congratulate Lozza on his 5th consecutive game. No doubt after playing this many in a row, the big fella can’t wait for the mid-season break.
Remember to send all your Look-a-likes and general Dirt to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.
Until next week
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt
Another week, another two wins and another cat fight in the Jacana car park. A great weekend of results for all involved.
The ressies got the day rolling with an emphatic victory and the seniors also managed to snag the 4 points in the later game. But does it really matter? Or do we just want to know who got the Dirty Points?? Onto them we go…
3 Dirty Points this week go to a serial DP offender. Not only did he wear slippers that are reserved for 80 year old women who live alone with a cat name ‘Tibbles’, Luke Wilson also decided that his lavish locks were getting in his eyes in Saturday’s warm up. So the Metrosexual Midfielder decided that a head band was in order. Well done Lukey. Your DP account now sits at 3, and i doubt that’s where it will finish.
Another serial offender managed to rack up the 2 Dirty Points this week. Brent ‘The Navy Wiggle’ Cesar just keeps on finding new ways to get him DPs. The Navy Skivvy is would possibly have won the 3 points any other week, so the ‘Salad’ has Luke to thank. I must give Ceze a compliment tho, at least he wasn’t wearing a certain pink scarf that was seen at times last season. Well done mate, more DPs in the bank.
After a good win, Marcus instructed the players to try and attend a match next Saturday that involes an opponent we play in the near future, as we play on Sunday. If anybody is interested, Big Dean Kalviski (dont hold me to the spelling),will be heading down to watch Tullamarine play. A ridiculous comment as we play them on the following day. A stupid comment in a public forum has earnt big Deano 1 Dirty Point.
It must also be noted that Saturdays game against Jacana was the best game played by number 51 at the club in several years. Well done Damage, after a quiet first half, you found plenty of the ball after the main break.
Before I close off, I have this weeks LOOK-A-LIKE-IT-OR-NOT.
It is believed in some circles that Wayne Pearce looks like a Fish. I dont know about you, but I don’t think even Rex would kiss this one before he threw it back.
Thats all the Dirt for this week
Until Next week
Stay Dirty KP
JDirt
p.s. I would like to congratulate Big Andy Loz on playing 3 consecutive games. Lets see if he can have a double figure season. Fingers Crossed!
May I start by saying that I am sorry that this issue of DOTD is running a bit behind schedule. Dont get stuck into me. I know it all already.
Good to see both sides get a big W next to their names against East Keilor. Also managing to retain the Misiti/Calthorpe Cup/Shield. Great work lads.
On to this weeks Dirty Points.
3 Dirty Points go to the Llama Farmer this week. John ‘Murph’ Walsh came to training fresh from the shearing sheds last last Thursday night. The red and black flanno is always going to be DP worthy. Well done Murph. Your account is underway.
This weeks winner of the 2 Dirty Points is the President. Maxy Papal suggested that the Dirtman should recieve Dirty Points on Thursday night. Well sorry Prez, that just ain’t goin to happen. Maybe hit me up with 3 Maxy Points if you like, but nobody would give a hoot about them anyway. Let the disher, dish the dirt. 2 Points for trying to over-rule.
1 Dirty Point finds its way into the pocket of George Aboooood. Honestly George, when your side wins the match, you have to award the best on ground medal to a player on the winning team. Stiff Viney! Next time Georgie, stand firm and don’t back down.
Thats the Dirt for this week. I apologise for the lateness and lack of content. I promise next week will contain look-a-likes and possibly more.
Until then
Stay Dirty KP.
JDirt
Well another season kicks off and unfortunately the Parkers managed to chalk up a defeat in both grades. Hopefully we can bounce back next week and keep the Misiti/Calthorpe Cup/Shield.
On to the first Dirty Points for the 2009 season.
It may be a new season, with new faces and new jumpers, but some things never change. This week it was brought to my attention that last years Dirty Medalist, Brent Cesar, shaves his armpits. Call me old fashioned, but I dont think their is any place for nude pits in a man’s world. For that, Ceze grabs himself 3 Dirty Points.
2 Dirty Points find their way into the possession of the attention seeking Ant Viney. After deciding that this years range of footy boots are too mellow and lack the fluro touch, Ant was spotted wearing what can only be described as ‘the loudest pair of shoes ever created by a 6 year old Thaiwanese child’. Nobody has any idea what 99 was thinking when he whacked these on his feet on Saturday morning. Congratulations to Ant on opening his Dirty account for 2009.
This week, the Solo Dirty point goes to the man with a million excuses to miss a function. Pete Corridig has used every excuse possible and when it was thought that their was nothing more to give, he had to attend a Debutant Ball on Saturday night. He is in doubt for next weeks match as it is his cat’s birthday and the week after he plans to re arrange his sock draw. So Pete, well done on picking up the round 1, 1 Dirty Point.
Thats all the Dirt this week people. Please e mail through any player look a likes or Public Dirt to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com
We will have our first look a like for the year next week. So make sure you check the website early next week to see if its YOU!
Until then,
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt
Well the season has drawn to a close for the mighty Orange and Green, concluding with a draw at East Keilor. But hey, at least we got to keep the Misiti/Calthorpe Cup which takes the form of a shield.
A massive week in footy this week with the boys having a great win over Westmeadows at home. This means that the boys can see the finals door, and now just have to keep our fingers crossed to see if we can get a foot in. Anyway, on to this weeks Dirt.