A massive weekend for the club with both senior sides recording good wins at Pascoe Vale.  And then the party was rockin’ at the Taylors Lakes Starlight Room when we all strapped on our dancing shoes (Jordan’s dancing shoes were possibly a little too tight) and had a great night at the annual KPFC ball.  And as you could imagine, there was plenty of Dirt to be unearthed.  So here we go!

Taking home the honours of the 3 Dirty Points this week is Craig ‘Bunsen Burner’ Burns.  A Great performance at the Ball started when he walked into the room with 2 dates.  It then became apparent to everybody that Burnsy still had his match day socks on underneath his suit.  So for dancing with his suit pants tucked into his green and orange hooped socks, Burnsy takes this weeks top prize.

This performance was closely followed by Jake Thomas, who managed to convince his parents that they should come to the city nightspot ‘CQ’ with all the troops.  A top performance by Glen and Julie to show the stamina of the ‘young ‘uns’ and have a good night.  But purely because it’s the first time I’ve seen a player bring his parents out on the town with him, Jake gets the 2 Dirty Points this week.

Some time comments are made that make people feel awkward.  Often these comments are made by Reserves Coach George Abooood.  He made a comment to big Andy Lozza after the 2s fighting win on Saturday that was meant to be taken as a compliment.  Others believe that it was a pick up line.  The question ‘Has  anybody ever told you that you have beautiful blue eyes’ is a comment that should be reserved for ones grandmother or significant other.  Not for their footy coach.  So for that Georgie picks up the 1 Dirty Point for the week.

There will be more look-a-like-it-or-nots coming in the next week.  Email any that you may have, or any public Dirt through to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com .

Thats all the Dirt for this week people.  So until next week,

Stay Dirty Keilor Park

JDirt.