Let me start by apologising for no Dirt after the Moonee Valley match.  Under the circumstances I felt I had no Dirt to dish.  But to make up for it, I’ve decided to make this week a (say it with me people,) D-D-D-Double Dirt Special.  So 2 players or personel will recieve the points to make up for the lost round.  So onto it we go.

Sharing a romantic moment in public is always going to be borderline Dirt Points.  When this moment is shared with a team mate, it become guaranteed.  Andrew ‘Loz’ Lorimer and John ‘Murph’ Walsh shared such a moment over the long weekend.  And for there moment of intimacy they will each recieve 3 Dirt Points.  Well done boys.  Keep up the good work.  Or not.

With nothing in front of you except for the goals, and being less then 15m out, people would assume that the next kick would result in a 6 pointer.  Not the case on a couple of occassions on the weekend.  Both Pete Corredig and Luke Wilson managed to defy logic by missing from point blank range.  Some may remember that Pete recieved DPs for this last year and can now officially claim to be a ‘serial offender’.  For their troubles around the goals both of the lads have pocketed 2 Dirty Points.  Congrats.

Most people understand that after a match, some players like to ice up to minimise the pain.  However, when the first bloke to call out for the ice bucket is the runner, questions will be asked and Dirty Points will be awarded.  Mark Zucco picks up his first Dirty Point of the year.  The other bloke to get 1 Dirty Point is another first time offender.  Young Scotty Wright turned back the clock to the under 10s and under 12s days when he took to the field in a white t-shirt underneath the guernsey.  So well done to Scotty for his first ever Dirty Point.

You will have noticed that Coops and I have been adding look-a-like-it-or-nots at will.  If you feel you have one please e mail it through to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.

Thats all the Dirt for this week.  Make sure you all get to the Ball on Saturday night.  It promises to be a night filled with fun, music and Dirty Points. 

Until next week

Stay Dirty KP

JDirt