Dishin’ Out The Dirt – Jacana
Another week, another two wins and another cat fight in the Jacana car park. A great weekend of results for all involved.
The ressies got the day rolling with an emphatic victory and the seniors also managed to snag the 4 points in the later game. But does it really matter? Or do we just want to know who got the Dirty Points?? Onto them we go…
3 Dirty Points this week go to a serial DP offender. Not only did he wear slippers that are reserved for 80 year old women who live alone with a cat name ‘Tibbles’, Luke Wilson also decided that his lavish locks were getting in his eyes in Saturday’s warm up. So the Metrosexual Midfielder decided that a head band was in order. Well done Lukey. Your DP account now sits at 3, and i doubt that’s where it will finish.
Another serial offender managed to rack up the 2 Dirty Points this week. Brent ‘The Navy Wiggle’ Cesar just keeps on finding new ways to get him DPs. The Navy Skivvy is would possibly have won the 3 points any other week, so the ‘Salad’ has Luke to thank. I must give Ceze a compliment tho, at least he wasn’t wearing a certain pink scarf that was seen at times last season. Well done mate, more DPs in the bank.
After a good win, Marcus instructed the players to try and attend a match next Saturday that involes an opponent we play in the near future, as we play on Sunday. If anybody is interested, Big Dean Kalviski (dont hold me to the spelling),will be heading down to watch Tullamarine play. A ridiculous comment as we play them on the following day. A stupid comment in a public forum has earnt big Deano 1 Dirty Point.
It must also be noted that Saturdays game against Jacana was the best game played by number 51 at the club in several years. Well done Damage, after a quiet first half, you found plenty of the ball after the main break.
Before I close off, I have this weeks LOOK-A-LIKE-IT-OR-NOT.
It is believed in some circles that Wayne Pearce looks like a Fish. I dont know about you, but I don’t think even Rex would kiss this one before he threw it back.
Thats all the Dirt for this week
Until Next week
Stay Dirty KP
JDirt
p.s. I would like to congratulate Big Andy Loz on playing 3 consecutive games. Lets see if he can have a double figure season. Fingers Crossed!
The big Sunday Fish Lips WAYNO…. cant handle a hang over….