Dishin’ Out The Dirt – Taylors Lakes
Well another season kicks off and unfortunately the Parkers managed to chalk up a defeat in both grades. Hopefully we can bounce back next week and keep the Misiti/Calthorpe Cup/Shield.
On to the first Dirty Points for the 2009 season.
It may be a new season, with new faces and new jumpers, but some things never change. This week it was brought to my attention that last years Dirty Medalist, Brent Cesar, shaves his armpits. Call me old fashioned, but I dont think their is any place for nude pits in a man’s world. For that, Ceze grabs himself 3 Dirty Points.
2 Dirty Points find their way into the possession of the attention seeking Ant Viney. After deciding that this years range of footy boots are too mellow and lack the fluro touch, Ant was spotted wearing what can only be described as ‘the loudest pair of shoes ever created by a 6 year old Thaiwanese child’. Nobody has any idea what 99 was thinking when he whacked these on his feet on Saturday morning. Congratulations to Ant on opening his Dirty account for 2009.
This week, the Solo Dirty point goes to the man with a million excuses to miss a function. Pete Corridig has used every excuse possible and when it was thought that their was nothing more to give, he had to attend a Debutant Ball on Saturday night. He is in doubt for next weeks match as it is his cat’s birthday and the week after he plans to re arrange his sock draw. So Pete, well done on picking up the round 1, 1 Dirty Point.
Thats all the Dirt this week people. Please e mail through any player look a likes or Public Dirt to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com
We will have our first look a like for the year next week. So make sure you check the website early next week to see if its YOU!
Until then,
Stay Dirty Keilor Park
JDirt
HAHAHAHA…. “cats birthday”… Brilliant Dirt. Lol.
damn dirt how did u know when my cats bday was??
they arent excuses big fella theyre real reasons u know id always rather be at the functions!!
21sts are over now though lol so that should free up some time!
Nice round 1 dirt!
I thought everyone knew but pete is a stripper! think about it seriously – ervery saturday night he magically has something that comes up and even when he does catch up with the boys he disappears without telling anyone. Definately a stripper or man whore!