Dishin’ Out The Dirt – Jacana

Two great wins from Saturday’s senior games kept the 1st slim finals hopes alive.  As the race for the finals heats up, so does the race for the inaugural Dirty Medal.  So on with business.

 

Picking up the 3 Dirty Points this week is the Captain of the Club, Freddo.  Having overlooked obvious Dirty Points for this long, it would be fair to say that these are well overdue.  Freddo has a routine of ‘Oiling’ himself up for not only every match, but for every training session aswell.  He also managed to spend the whole night at the $5,000 draw wearing sunglasses.  Well done Freddo. A much deserved 3 Dirty Points for you.

This week I am doing something different and and splitting the 2 Dirty Points between 2 blokes.  Stewy Thomson and Johnny Walsh decided to come to Saturday Nights Function in matching attire that can only be described as ‘Slightly Brokeback’.  And by doing so, managed to take the attention off Luke Wilson’s terrible shirt that he’s now worn more consistantly then we have seen Andrew Lorimer play footy.  Good Stuff boys, sharing is caring in the world of Dirty Points.

The 1 Dirty Point this week goes to Dr. Dan O’Connor.  After deciding to play in the Reserves on the weekend, and start at 12:00.  And lets say we allow 1 hour for pre game preperation, its hard to imagine when the Doc managed to find the time to squeeze in a Glenroy Bakery Pie.  Obviously the breakfast of champions.  Top stuff Dan.  1 Dirty Point into the bank.

After much deliberation, the Dirt Disher decided against dishing upon himself this week because of the fact that Tuxedo T-Shirts are brilliant and should be celebrated.

Congratulations must go out to Juzzy Bedford after Stevie Maitland pulled out of the consecutive games battle this week by not taking on Jacana for the second time this year.  Jacanaitis? Just maybe.

Thats all the Dirt for this week.  More to come in the next couple of weeks at least.

Until then, Stay Dirty

JDirt

 

 

 


Leave a Reply

Why ask?