Name:
Michael Pateman

D.O.B.:
20/10/80

Nickname and Why?:
Dino Dibra – Because I’m a gangster

Favourite AFL Team:
Melbourne Demons

Favourite AFL Player:
Nathan Carrol

Most memorable football moment:
Learning how to kick properly – yet to achieve

Something I can’t live without:
Hairspray/wax

Favourite TV show:
Sunset Tan (Foxtel) or Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Favourite Movie:
Brokeback Mountain

Favourite Food:
Pink Marshmallows

Favourite Drink:
Cosmopolitan

Hobbies/interest outside football:
Modelling/Ball Room Dancing/Stamp Collecting

Most embarrassing moment:
Breaking my fingernail on the field. I did cry after it.

The Last person from the club that you called:
Clinton Pearce

1. 

   The Devil

   May 9, 2008 at 4:28 pm

   Hehehe… Sorry Payto – I’ve got a feeling this wasn’t written by you, but it’s a good laugh anyways. And it would’ve been almost criminal not to use that photo.
2. 

   mel

   June 14, 2008 at 1:48 am

   not funny. dino would be embarrassed
3. 

   SD

   December 10, 2008 at 11:15 am

   UR A FKN WANKER…WHO DO U THINK U ARE CALLING YOURSELF DINO DIBRA
4. 

   The Devil

   December 10, 2008 at 12:13 pm

   Hey, SD can you read, ya knob? Its a joke.
   He didn’t even write it – one of the other players did it, taking the piss.
   Ah… no idea, eh.

   And turn off caps lock, it just shows you’re an idiot.
5. 

   Mishi

   January 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm

   God, SD the devil is right man,
   You are an idiot
   Sometimes SD other can put things on here. I did Know Dino and from what i know of him he would off had a good laugh.
   But He He this time the laugh is at you
6. 

   Benji V

   March 2, 2009 at 9:54 pm

   I’m coming to get you sucka!