Dishin’ Out The Dirt – Westmeadows
First of all I will apologize for the lateness of this post.
Not the best day for the club on Saturday with both sides losing and the u18s not fielding a side. However, Dirt still needs to be dished and here come this weeks dosage.
Public Dirt this week
Don’t forget big loz and his tough tattoo, when getting the tat fainted in front of a women getting her hole breast tattooed. He said getting the tattoo was the most pain he had ever felt (get a hard ball). – L.C.
Somehow Loz attracts the dirty attention every week.
Firstly we will get to this weeks new segment: Look-a-likes.
And the first cab off the rank is our favourite worm dancing pearce. Wayneo. Many people thought he may have to miss a few games when he entered the Big Brother compound. Luckily its just a look-a-like and the dashing number 31 can still represent the Green and Orange.
The Dirty points this week:
If anybody saw Ryan Gwynne arrive at Westmeadows on Saturday you would have been forgiven for flicking him your extra change. Trackie pants tucked into Ugg boots is a ‘different’ look it is fair to say. However, when goal umpiring sombody needs to remind him that one finger is for a point, not two. Luckily it was not a five point ball game but Ryan “Yeah, Yeah” Gwynne still managed to earn himself 3 Dirty Points. .
2 Dirty Points go to Dr. Josh “Tennis Ball” Wilson. His theory of, ‘My thumb is dislocated in two places I think i’ll ask Luke to fix it’ was probably not the correct diagnosis. When Tennis Ball arrived back from the hospital, he broke the clubrooms dress code by still being in his footy clothes at 8:30. Maybe he should ask Wacko for advice on ’speed changing’.
Maybe he expected to play a home game by this stage of the year, and when we finally do I hope Mick Calleguiri realises that footy shorts are compulsory. Even if your Bike Shorts are green. Good to see the new recruits getting amongst the club spirit, and picking up a Solo Dirty Point along the way.
Special mention goes to Joe ‘Romeo’ Zucco. For further details, ask the Zed man himself. And also Westmeadows number 4 for telling Chris Koula, ‘Thats why you couldnt get a game at Geelong.’ Right family, wrong bloke. Maybe next time the tool will do his homework before announcing to the world that he is a bozo.
Thats all the Dirt for this week, keep the e mails coming in to dishinoutthedirt@hotmail.com.
Until next week
J.Dirt
Forgot to congratulate Juzzy Bedford for his second consecutive game…
Stevie Maitland is back to one….
Hahaha… Sorry Wayne–O, but Dirt, that pic is magic.
Just lovely to see that the internet has reached the Riddell FC retirement home and we are all able to see colesy’s progress with his computer skills..
Come to think of it that little tale is nearly as funny as the one about Jake thomas’s pubic lice going on strike when they felt they required more numbers when they realised the size of the task they had taken on…. Get a clipper set JT
Keep up the great work dirt… maybe my name doesnt need to be associated with dirty points for a couple of weeks though, as i would be a stand out leader of the dirty points brownlow at this point, lay off n let the others catch up ey!
Hehehe. Nice Loz. Nice.